Razorlight are the new Dire Straits. The Rumpo Kid has had enough and stolen Razorlight's identity. Let's see how high Google index him before they realise he isn't Razorlight.
The Rumpo Kid has stolen Razorlight's identity!
Read on for the rest of the Razorlight vs Rumpo story.
February 23, 2007
Razorlight robbery elsewhere
Since stealing Razorlight's identity, the Rumpo Kid has fled Stodge City.
- Rumpo rides into Google Base and steals Razorlight's identity
- The Rumpo Kid holds up Flickr and makes off with Razorlight's identity
- Marshall P. Knutt has ridden Rumpo and Razorlight into Myspace
- Search Google Images (for Razorlight's identity)
- Add Razorlight Robbery to your Technorati favorites
February 24, 2007
Help Razorlight get their identity back
Rustling is a serious crime, to be taken seriously. Judge Burke is offering a $2000 reward for the return of Razorlight's identity, dead or alive.
You can help end Razorlight's misery. Spread the word and put this poster on your website.
March 13, 2007
Google breakthrough for Rumpo's Razorlight theft
Rumpo's Razorlight robbery page has turned up on Google for the first time in 40th position. Nothing in the image search as yet, but Razorlight had better be on their guard.
March 29, 2007
Razorlight stick to Google
After the last update Rumpo and Razorlight's position on Google has been a little shaky. Searching for Razorlight began to return nothing for Rumpo's robbery. Undeterred Rumpo has stuck at it and been rewarded. Search for Razorlight now, and you'll find Rumpo on the fourth page.
April 7, 2007
Tits Out Razorlight
Not naked photos of Johnny Borrell I'm afraid, but Rumpo has made it to the super-soar-away page 3 of Google. Even more encouragingly he's reached the first page of MSN's live search. Razorlight are almost where Rumpo wants them.
May 1, 2007
Trouble in America
While in away on honeymoon in New York I missed Rumpo reaching the first page of Google. He can't help the position he's got, I know who I am and I know what he's not. I know where I've been and I know what I've lost, but I cant stop this feeling I've got. Wasn't looking ahead and I heard. Didn't I see, didn't I learn. And I don't know what you mean to me. But I'm starting to think Google's just a mystery.
July 23, 2007
Razorlight are in Big Heap Trouble
Six months of lawlessness running rife in Stodge City has led to the inevitable. The Rumpo Kid has stolen Razorlight's identity from Google image search.
Razorlight are having an identity crisis